Kuzco is my favorite Disney Princess.
- Cora: Trust me, Regina. I know best
- Regina: Oh no
- Cora: Mother knows best
- Regina: Please
- Cora: Take it from your mother, it's a scary world out there
- Regina: Dear god no
- Cora: Mother knows best, one way or another, something will go wrong I SWEEEAAAARR
- Regina: Don't
- Cora: RUFFIANS, THUGS, POISON IVY, QUICKSAND, CANNIBALS AND SNAKES, THE PLAGUE
- Regina: No
- Cora: YES!
- Young Snow: *walks in on Daniel and Regina*
- Regina: Oh god... What are you doing here?
- Young Snow: You said I should get back on the horse to conquer my fear
- Young Snow: So I was going to try riding again
- Young Snow: In the middle of the night
- Young Snow: Alone and unsupervised
- Young Snow: With no one around to save me
- Henry: You have to bring back the happy endings.
- Henry: Like Red and her dead boyfriend.
- Henry: And the Hatter trapped in Wonderland.
- Henry: And Cinderella’s missing prince.
- Henry: And Gepetto's wooden parents.
- Henry: And Rumplestiltskin's lost son and not-actually-dead girlfriend.
- Emma:
- Emma: What
- Henry: What
- Blue Fairy: There's no way to break your father's curse
- Blue Fairy: Except maybe true love's kiss
- Blue Fairy: There does seem to be a lot of that going around right now
- Blue Fairy: But y'know, the Green Vortex of Doom is so much more exciting
- Henry: Everyone in Storybrooke is secretly a fairy tale character under a spell that you have to break. Here’s a very detailed book full of illustrations that look exactly like everyone here.
- Emma: Sure, kid.
- Graham: I'm your slightly delusional boss and potential love interest, and I think Henry might be right. But maybe I'll die before I have a chance to convince you.
- Emma: Right.
- Jefferson: I’m a sociopathic adult you’ve never met, and I don't even know Henry. The curse is legit. Allow me to dissappear under mysterious circumstances to convince you.
- Emma: Nice try, crazy.
- August: I’m another adult from outside of town, and I’m telling the exact same story. I even know weirdly specific details from your past. Does that help?
- Emma: Nope
- Regina: Wow, nice job on the Savior. She's not dense at all. I should definitely be concerned about this curse breaking in the very near future.
- Mr. Gold: Fuck
- Mr. Gold: Intent is meaningless
- Regina: Intent is everything!
- Mr. Gold: Remind me, what was the intent behind young Snow trying to hook you up with your stableboy?
- Regina: ...
- Mr. Gold: Your Majesty?
- Regina: Shut up and help me
- Mr. Gold: Belle is alive!
- Mr. Gold: And she remembers me!
- Mr. Gold: And she still totally digs me even after I went all Hulk on her that one time!
- Mr. Gold: This seems like a good time to release a cloud of purple magic. Because magic has never influenced any of my relationships negativley. Right?
- Charming: Don't worry, Cinderella. We'll lock Rumplestiltskin up. He's the most evil man in all the land.
- Rumplestiltskin: Right, right.
- Rumplestiltskin: Because of that time I saved your farm and gave your brother a better life
- Rumplestiltskin: And then gave you the new life that led you to Snow White
- Rumplestiltskin: And then gave you a map to find Snow during that evil phase of hers
- Rumplestiltskin: And then turned your ring into a honing device to lead you directly to her once you broke out of prison
- Rumplestiltskin: And threw in a snazzy outfit so that you could propose
- Charming:
- Rumplestiltskin: I'm pretty sure I've been more active in your relationship than you have
